{"id":1042,"date":"2009-03-29T09:38:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T13:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/?p=1042"},"modified":"2009-03-29T09:38:15","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T13:38:15","slug":"nerd-merit-bage-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/1042","title":{"rendered":"Nerd Merit Bage #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Houyhnhnm\"><em>speak the thing that is not<\/em><\/a> &#8211; this (the first NMB I qualify for) is wicked pissah.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nerdmeritbadges.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3560\/3394406453_3db5a4d27b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They&#8217;re over there, with their new merit badges.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot speak the thing that is not &#8211; this (the first NMB I qualify for) is wicked pissah. They&#8217;re over there, with their new merit badges.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","category-making-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdqxx-gO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}