{"id":1815,"date":"2009-12-23T09:41:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T14:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/?p=1815"},"modified":"2009-12-23T12:14:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T17:14:27","slug":"the-avatar-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/1815","title":{"rendered":"The Avatar post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw it. Liked it.\u00a0 There may be spoilers from here on so proceed at your own risk. If you go expecting a great story line, you may be disappointed &#8211; on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2009\/12\/17\/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace\/\">this continuum<\/a>, I&#8217;d put it right between Star Wars (classic quest yarn, well realized) and The Phantom Menace (wha?). That may actually be a decent analogy &#8211; Terminator was an edge of seat experience when I first saw it, just as Star Wars was; since then both Cameron and Lucas have been having fun with tech at the expense of storytelling. Cameron hasn&#8217;t gone all the way &#8211; there is a narrative in Avatar. I&#8217;ve got to agree with Annalee&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5422666\/when-will-white-people-stop-making-movies-like-avatar\">critique of the movie<\/a>, though I do think that Sully&#8217;s (easily anticipated) final choice is a variation that helps rescue things a bit. So, what did I like?<\/p>\n<p>Critters! Yes, they&#8217;re bilaterally symmetrical and often look a lot like beasts here (blue space<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ffwdweekly.com\/calgary-blogs\/francisism\/2009\/12\/21\/a-horse-of-a-different-colour-worldbuilding-in-avatar-250\/\"> horsies<\/a>, anyone?), but I&#8217;m a sucker for just about any kind of speculative exobiology. Cameron could have been a LOT more daring in his critter design without going as far as <a href=\"http:\/\/gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au\/\">Eganesque<\/a> info-processing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sierpinski_carpet\">Sierpinski<\/a> carpets (tough to relate to) but you gotta take what you can get . While I&#8217;m on the subject, let me recommend a few good specbio picture books &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0312194331?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=hawkdog-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0312194331\">After Man<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0894806297?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=hawkdog-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0894806297\">Expedition<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0972667695?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=hawkdog-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0972667695\">Worlds<\/a>. When I see Avatar again I&#8217;m planning on ignoring the bipeds most of the time and concetrating on hammerhead peacockotheria, tubewormplants and their ilk.<\/p>\n<p>Tech! The best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/magazine\/2009\/11\/ff_avatar_movie\/2\/\">CG faces<\/a> ever &#8211; they avoided the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Uncanny_valley\">uncanny valley<\/a> altogether. This one worried me &#8211; I&#8217;ve seen snatches of <a href=\"http:\/\/news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2009\/11\/091103-polar-express-monkeys-uncanny-valley.html\">The Polar Express<\/a> on teevee &#8211; it&#8217;s horrifying. 3D &#8211; I stopped consciously noticing depth about 5 minutes in. Part of my motivation for the second view is to try to figure out whether good 3D makes a difference &#8211; I&#8217;m going to see the non-3D version.<\/p>\n<p>Action! Cameron does good action scenes &#8211; there were no surprises in the big final battle, but it was quite exciting anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Neither here nor there &#8211; Avatar has the McGuffiniest McGuffin ever &#8211; although, unsurprisingly, the thing that motivates all the conflict fades into obscurity damn quick. The name? The notion that anything is worth transporting over interstellar distances given light speed\/energy constraints? Wow.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it &#8211; light entertainment with oodles of &#8216;ooh, shiny&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5426120\/did-prog-rocks-greatest-artist-inspire-avatar-all-signs-point-to-yes\/gallery\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1820 aligncenter\" title=\"ff_avatar_movie2b_f\" src=\"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/ff_avatar_movie2b_f-300x181.jpg\" alt=\"ff_avatar_movie2b_f\" width=\"300\" height=\"181\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/ff_avatar_movie2b_f-300x181.jpg 300w, http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/ff_avatar_movie2b_f.jpg 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw it. Liked it.\u00a0 There may be spoilers from here on so proceed at your own risk. If you go expecting a great story line, you may be disappointed &#8211; on this continuum, I&#8217;d put it right between Star Wars &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/1815\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,22],"tags":[79,80],"class_list":["post-1815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creatures","category-scifi","tag-avatar","tag-review"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdqxx-th","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1815"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1826,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions\/1826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}