{"id":207,"date":"2007-08-28T10:39:55","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T14:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/?p=207"},"modified":"2007-08-28T10:39:55","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T14:39:55","slug":"tuesday-morning-potpourri-for-500-please-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/207","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday morning potpourri for $500, please, Alex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stray thougts and links&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reemst.com\/calvin_and_hobbes\/stripsearch?q=suzy+&#038;+wish+&#038;+pony&#038;search=normal&#038;start=0&#038;details=422\">The Pony Rule<\/a> &#8211; like <a href=\"http:\/\/xtinpore.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/once-upon-time_18.html\">Ms. Phasmid<\/a>, I have a full dreamspace. There are many classification schemes I apply to the dreams when I&#8217;m feeling meta &#8211; one that is actually useful is to divde dreams into Pony Rule\/not Pony Rule. Not Pony Rule items are those that, with effort and a little luck (and maybe some sacrifice) are attainable &#8211; my &#8216;move into an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/153\">Airstream<\/a>&#8216; idea\/dream\/plan is a perfect representative of the genre. Pony Rule dreams involve either the suspension of physical laws (superpowerz!!1!) or factors completely outside my control. The &#8216;what would I do if I hit the lottery?&#8217; fantasy is a good example &#8211; I have no control over it and it&#8217;s so improbable that it&#8217;s right on the edge of suspension of physics (someone does win, so it&#8217;s not over the line, but probability-wise, pretty darn close). Thus, that fantasy can be improved by application of &#8220;and a pony!&#8221;. It occurred to me this morning as I puttered around, that The Pony Rule has a theme song: Lyle Lovett&#8217;s <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cowboylyrics.com\/lyrics\/lovett-lyle\/if-i-had-a-boat-872.html\">If I Had a Boat<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> The mystery masked man was smart<br \/>\nHe got himself a Tonto<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free<br \/>\nBut Tonto he was smarter<br \/>\nAnd one day said kemo sabe<br \/>\nKiss my ass I bought a boat<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going out to sea<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And if I had a boat<br \/>\nI&#8217;d go out on the ocean<br \/>\nAnd if I had a pony<br \/>\nI&#8217;d ride him on my boat<br \/>\nAnd we could all together<br \/>\nGo out on the ocean<br \/>\nMe upon my pony on my boat <\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p>Great <a href=\"http:\/\/antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov\/apod\/ap070828.html\">APOD<\/a> today &#8211; not so much for the picture; rather for the links to papers on Martian life. Extremophile bacteria using a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosis.net\/abstracts\/EPSC2007\/00439\/EPSC2007-J-00439.pdf\">hydrogen peroxide\/water intracellular fluid mix<\/a>! (Warning &#8211; .pdf link) More investigation will be required!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the time in the northeastern US when athletic fields start to be used by high school teams &#8211; practicing and, soon, playing. Here, women&#8217;s varsity soccer and men&#8217;s cross country have been in evidence. We do not have a football team, but the boarding school I used to work at sure did. I found this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.samefacts.com\/archives\/sports_\/2007\/08\/a_modest_proposal.php\">compare and contrast post<\/a> very interesting &#8211; concussion vs. smoking dope. I am a fan of NFL football, but as you work your way back down the feeder system (NFL -> NCAA -> high school) things get a little more questionable; the risk\/reward variables change pretty dramatically.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stray thougts and links&#8230; On The Pony Rule &#8211; like Ms. Phasmid, I have a full dreamspace. 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