{"id":274,"date":"2008-01-08T21:41:52","date_gmt":"2008-01-09T01:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/?p=274"},"modified":"2008-01-08T21:41:52","modified_gmt":"2008-01-09T01:41:52","slug":"horses-for-courses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/274","title":{"rendered":"Horses for courses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pbfcomics.com\/?cid=PBF201-Toad_Race.gif\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pbfcomics.com\/?cid=PBF201-Toad_Race.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/skydeviler.hawkdog.net\/pub\/pix\/perrybible3.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p align=\"center\">*<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Gus probably should have worn the pumiliotoxin-proof silks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Thanks again to the <a href=\"http:\/\/pbfcomics.com\/\">Perry Bible Fellowship<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Also<\/strong> &#8211; thought for the day: &#8220;&#8230;hair is like Johnny Cash &#8211; it only exists to let you know you&#8217;re dyin&#8217;.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.achewood.com\/index.php?date=01092008\">*<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Gus probably should have worn the pumiliotoxin-proof silks&#8230; Thanks again to the Perry Bible Fellowship. Also &#8211; thought for the day: &#8220;&#8230;hair is like Johnny Cash &#8211; it only exists to let you know you&#8217;re dyin&#8217;.&#8221; *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creatures","category-funny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdqxx-4q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}