{"id":3040,"date":"2010-08-30T06:13:27","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T10:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/?p=3040"},"modified":"2010-09-08T07:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T11:05:00","slug":"touched-by-his-noodly-appendage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/3040","title":{"rendered":"Touched by His Noodly Appendage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4123\/4939376511_fa02eb3491.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"342\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A photo, taken a year or so ago, given to me over the weekend. Not only a moment of Pastafarian bliss, but also a great shot to show the barber (&#8220;that&#8217;s how short I want it and no, it doesn&#8217;t usually stick up all over like that&#8221;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* A photo, taken a year or so ago, given to me over the weekend. Not only a moment of Pastafarian bliss, but also a great shot to show the barber (&#8220;that&#8217;s how short I want it and no, it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/3040\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[277],"class_list":["post-3040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-stuff","tag-fsm"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdqxx-N2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3040"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3047,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3040\/revisions\/3047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}