{"id":3217,"date":"2010-10-08T09:01:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T13:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/?p=3217"},"modified":"2010-10-08T09:01:10","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T13:01:10","slug":"cell-phone-charger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/3217","title":{"rendered":"Cell phone charger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A naked mole rat meets intestine meets Zorg&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogcdn.com\/www.cinematical.com\/media\/2010\/04\/picasso-1270460861.jpg\">elephant thing<\/a> kind of gadget. I like it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"306\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/d2tpSCVVujc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nextnature.net\/2010\/10\/squirming-%E2%80%98umbilical%E2%80%99-phone-cable\/\">Next Nature<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A naked mole rat meets intestine meets Zorg&#8217;s elephant thing kind of gadget. I like it! * Via Next Nature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,14,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-making-things","category-random-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdqxx-PT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3217"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3220,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions\/3220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}