{"id":407,"date":"2008-09-19T14:05:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T18:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/407"},"modified":"2008-09-19T14:05:33","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T18:05:33","slug":"velociraptor-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/407","title":{"rendered":"Velociraptor quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what set of circumstances would cause me to end up chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, but, regardless, the excitement wouldn&#8217;t last long.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a style=\" background: #000 url(http:\/\/www.bunkbeds.net\/velociraptor\/img\/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; \" href=\"http:\/\/www.bunkbeds.net\/velociraptor\/\"> <span style=\"display: none;\">I could survive for<\/span> 1 minute, 13 seconds <span style=\"display: none;\">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor<\/span> <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what set of circumstances would cause me to end up chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, but, regardless, the excitement wouldn&#8217;t last long. I could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds chained to a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/archives\/407\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creatures"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdqxx-6z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hawkdog.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}